Autolinksmai
Parašytas: Šeš Geg 24, 2008 6:48 am
Prizas
Puslapis 1 iš 3
Prizas 2
Parašytas: Šeš Geg 24, 2008 3:39 pm
Tiuneriukas savo chodu...vos tilpo,liko tik palidovus suderinti
Parašytas: Šeš Geg 24, 2008 10:47 pm
Parašytas: Sek Geg 25, 2008 12:39 am
Man tai rankos butu kratesi nuo zvengimo, nebuciau pafilmaves
Parašytas: Sek Geg 25, 2008 3:09 pm
Jooo..... cia net veza.Baba za ruliom smert za uglomParašytas: Sek Geg 25, 2008 3:26 pm
TRAUK BĖRUTI,TRAUK GREIČIAU,PONĄ EINANT PAMAČIAU 
Parašytas: Pir Geg 26, 2008 4:09 pm
Parašytas: Ant Geg 27, 2008 6:38 pm
Renata,o Tu BRAVO
Parašytas: Ant Geg 27, 2008 9:28 pm
Dekui Groznyj uz rozyte!Labai nudziugino!
Parašytas: Tre Geg 28, 2008 11:07 am
Reikėtų blondinei duoti medalį už tokią kantrybę
Parašytas: Tre Geg 28, 2008 1:44 pm
Iš kur atsiranda maži automobiliukai?
Parašytas: Tre Geg 28, 2008 9:39 pm
Kartais moterys ir tikrai privercia 
Parašytas: Ket Geg 29, 2008 5:34 pm
Parašytas: Ket Geg 29, 2008 9:23 pm
bendradarbis toki pasidare. bagazinej du balionai... vienas dujom, kitas 5 penkiom orinem dudom is pradziu buvo viena voztuva pastates visom dudom. bet dabar prie kiekvienos dudos po voztuva pastate tai pypia nesveikai. o ideja kilo irgi pamacius toki filmuka Parašytas: Ket Geg 29, 2008 9:52 pm
Čia bobulės reikia atsvarai
Parašytas: Pen Geg 30, 2008 2:57 pm
sezonui prasidejus
Parašytas: Šeš Geg 31, 2008 11:59 am
Gal ir ne visai linksmai... bet kai kuro kainos tokios...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiNA0cpCq4U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiNA0cpCq4U
Parašytas: Sek Bir 01, 2008 6:31 am
Juoda kasdienybe http://smotri.com/video/view/?id=v2989427c7f
Parašytas: Sek Bir 01, 2008 8:24 am
Komentarai jusu
Parašytas: Tre Bir 18, 2008 11:11 pm
Kiekvienas susirandame savo marke :
Acura
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment.
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents.
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Any Child Understands Real Automobilis.
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents.
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile.
AMC
Afro Motor Company.
All Makes of Cars.
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine.
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench.
Bad Mannered Wankers.
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco).
Bastard Money Wielders.
Basic Marin Wheels.
Bavarian Manure Wagon.
Bayerisher Mist Wagen (Bavarian shit-car in german).
Beastly Monstrous Wonder.
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste.
Big Money Waster.
Big Money. Why?
Bimbette Motor Weapon.
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Bought My Wife.
Bowel Movement Wagon (Bowdlerized term for Shitmobile).
Break My Wind.
Break My Windows.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Brutal Money Waster.
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch.
Break My Windshield.
BOWTIE
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines.
BUICK
Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean.
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.
Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time.
CHEVY
Charged Heavily.
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
CHRYSLER
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs.
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's.
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutvers.
DATSUN
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips.
Driven At Top Speed Until Nackered.
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dead Old Dog Going East.
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires.
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired.
EFI
Extra F*****G Insurance.
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks.
FIAT
F**king Idiot Assembled This!
F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy.
Failure in Automotive Technology.
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Fart in a Tin.
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Fix it again Tony!
Fix It All the Time.
Fast Italian Attack Termite.
FORD
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot.
F**kin Owner Real Dumb!!
Fabricated Of Refried Dung.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Fault Of R & D.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
Federation Of Rusty Dungers.
Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon.
First on race day.
First On Recall Day.
First On Rust and Deterioration.
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Flip Over Read Directions.
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled.
For Old Retired Dudes.
Forced On Reluctant Drivers.
Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin.
Fork Over Repair Dough.
Formed Of Rejected Dna.
Forwarded Once Return Denied.
Found On Road Dead.
Found On Roadside Dump.
Found On Roof Demolished.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Found On Russian Dump.
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed.
Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration.
Fumes Odours Readily Detected.
F**cked Old Rebuilt Dodge.
F**cked Or Rarely Driven.
F**cked Over Roadside Derelict.
Fails On Rainy Days.
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Road to Dump.
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use).
Found Outside Rotting Dump.
Funny Old Rattling Dump.
*cenzūra* On Race Day.
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge.
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline.
Fond Of Resonating Decibels.
Finally Obsolete Racing Devize.
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults.
Foot On Road Decelerates.
First Order of Reproductive Discipline.
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat.
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven.
Fireball On Rear Denting.
Frequently On Ritalin Designers.
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream.
Failed On Research & Development.
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery.
Famous Odor Resistant Dog.
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard).
Falling Off: Rusty Door.
Free Or Reduced Drastically.
Found On Redneck's Driveway.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Flipping Over Results in Death.
Friends Old Reluctant Dragster.
Fathers Other Reluctant Dump.
GM
Garbage Makers.
General Maintenance.
General Mistake.
Generous Motors.
Gone Missing.
Great Machine.
Great Mistake.
Grungy Merchandise.
GMC
Garage Man's Companion.
Generally Mediocre Cars.
Get More Chicks.
God Made Creation.
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got More Crap.
Got Mums Car.
Got Mums Crate.
Got Moms Car.
GTI
Got Tossers Inside.
HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise.
Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered.
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now.
Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Nosies.
HONDA
Had Odd Noises Daily Also.
Had One Never Did Again.
Hand Over Dollars to Asians.
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile.
Helping Out Nips Destroying America.
Hold On No Damn Anchor.
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything.
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import.
IROC
It's Really Only a Camaro
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
I'd Rather Own a Corvette.
I'm Really Out of Cash.
Italian Retard Out Cruising.
JAGUAR
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail.
JEEP
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts.
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jumps Everything Ever Parked.
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Just Everyone Elses Parts.
Just Eats Every Part.
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.
LTD
Long Term Debt.
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream.
Last Try from Detroit.
Long Time Driving.
MAZDA
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually.
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly.
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
MG
Money Guzzler.
MOPAR
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars.
More Old Parts and Rust.
Mostly Old Paint And Rust.
Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
Mostly Over Powered And Respected.
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly.
Move Over People Are Racing.
Mutilates Other Products At Races.
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously.
Most Often Passed At Races.
My Old Pig Ain't Running.
My Only Problems Are Repairs.
NAPA
Never Any Parts Available.
Need Another Part A**-hole.
NISSAN
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon.
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare.
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter.
Old Lemons Dying Slowly.
OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular LeftoverEquipment.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO
Put In New Transmission Often.
Put In Nickel To Operete.
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank.
Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac.
Poor Old Nutter Thinks Its A Cadillac.
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Rities.
PORSCHE
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine.
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine.
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything.
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception.
RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back.
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies.
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best.
Slow And Always Busted.
STP
Stop Those Pistons.
SUBARU
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium.
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
SUZUKI
Son U Zombie U Killed It.
TOYOTA
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TORANA
Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration.
TRIUMPH
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily.
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only.
VW
Very Worrying.
Very Worthless.
Very Wucked.
Virtually Worthless.
Very Wobbly.
:Acura
All Cars Usually Require Adjustment.
Americans Can Underestimate Routine Accidents.
Another Case of a Useless Requested Acronym?
Any Child Understands Real Automobilis.
Automobile Causes Universal Road Accidents.
Awful Crappy Unreliable Rusty Automobile.
AMC
Afro Motor Company.
All Makes of Cars.
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence.
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented.
BEETLE
Battered Everywhere Expect To Lose Engine.
BMW
Babbling Mechanical Wench.
Bad Mannered Wankers.
BART / Muni / Walking (transportation in San Francisco).
Bastard Money Wielders.
Basic Marin Wheels.
Bavarian Manure Wagon.
Bayerisher Mist Wagen (Bavarian shit-car in german).
Beastly Monstrous Wonder.
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels.
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Big Money Waste.
Big Money Waster.
Big Money. Why?
Bimbette Motor Weapon.
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck.
Born Moderately Wealthy.
Bought My Wife.
Bowel Movement Wagon (Bowdlerized term for Shitmobile).
Break My Wind.
Break My Windows.
Broken Money Waster.
Broken Monstrous Wonder.
Brutal Money Waster.
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch.
Break My Windshield.
BOWTIE
Big Over Weight Tired Impotent Engines.
BUICK
Big Ugly Import Car Killer.
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer.
Built Under Inspection of Cooky Korean.
Big Ugly Indestructable Compact Killer.
CAMARO
Can't America Make A Real One?
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Car Has Extensive Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips.
Cheap Hardly Efficient Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time.
Cranks Hard Every Valve Rattles Oil Leaks Every Time.
Crappy Hot-Running Engines Very Rusted Out Lose Every Time.
CHEVY
Charged Heavily.
Cheapest Heap Ever enVisioned Yet.
Cruddy Hick Engine, Very Yucky.
CHRYSLER
Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Runs.
Could Have Remained Your Sickly Lame Elderly Relative's.
CITROEN
Crap Interior Terrible Road-holding Owned Entirely by Nutvers.
DATSUN
Detroit's Angry Towards Sneaky Unscrupulous Nips.
Driven At Top Speed Until Nackered.
DODGE
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater.
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter.
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere.
Drips Oil Drops Grease Everywhere.
Dead Old Dog Going East.
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires.
Dead On Delivery - Go Easy.
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired.
EFI
Extra F*****G Insurance.
EDSEL
Every Day Something Else Leaks.
FIAT
F**king Idiot Assembled This!
F**king Italian Attempt (at) Transportation.
F**king Italians Ain't Trustworthy.
Failure in Automotive Technology.
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology.
Fart in a Tin.
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation.
Fix it again Tony!
Fix It All the Time.
Fast Italian Attack Termite.
FORD
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot.
F**kin Owner Real Dumb!!
Fabricated Of Refried Dung.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Fault Of R & D.
Features O.J. and Ron's DNA.
Federation Of Rusty Dungers.
Ferociously Overpowered Road Demon.
First on race day.
First On Recall Day.
First On Rust and Deterioration.
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma.
Fix Or Repair Daily.
Flip Over Read Directions.
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled.
For Old Retired Dudes.
Forced On Reluctant Drivers.
Forlorn Old Ratridden Dustbin.
Fork Over Repair Dough.
Formed Of Rejected Dna.
Forwarded Once Return Denied.
Found On Road Dead.
Found On Roadside Dump.
Found On Roof Demolished.
Found On Rubbish Dump.
Found On Russian Dump.
Fraternal Order of Restored DeSoto's.
Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed.
Frequent Overhaul Rapid Deterioration.
Fumes Odours Readily Detected.
F**cked Old Rebuilt Dodge.
F**cked Or Rarely Driven.
F**cked Over Roadside Derelict.
Fails On Rainy Days.
Fastest On Road, Dip!
First On Road to Dump.
Found Outside Refuse Dump (Ref'use).
Found Outside Rotting Dump.
Funny Old Rattling Dump.
*cenzūra* On Race Day.
Friggin' Ol' Rebuilt Dodge.
Final Organ of Reproductive Discipline.
Fond Of Resonating Decibels.
Finally Obsolete Racing Devize.
Forgot Our Recommended Defaults.
Foot On Road Decelerates.
First Order of Reproductive Discipline.
For Old, Rotten Deadbeat.
Flintstone Or Rubble Driven.
Fireball On Rear Denting.
Frequently On Ritalin Designers.
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream.
Failed On Research & Development.
Fatal Oral/Rectal Delivery.
Famous Odor Resistant Dog.
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver (onboard).
Falling Off: Rusty Door.
Free Or Reduced Drastically.
Found On Redneck's Driveway.
Fast Only Rolling Downhill.
Flipping Over Results in Death.
Friends Old Reluctant Dragster.
Fathers Other Reluctant Dump.
GM
Garbage Makers.
General Maintenance.
General Mistake.
Generous Motors.
Gone Missing.
Great Machine.
Great Mistake.
Grungy Merchandise.
GMC
Garage Man's Companion.
Generally Mediocre Cars.
Get More Chicks.
God Made Creation.
Got A Mechanic Coming?
Got More Crap.
Got Mums Car.
Got Mums Crate.
Got Moms Car.
GTI
Got Tossers Inside.
HOLDEN
Heavy Oil Leaks Deafening Engine Noise.
Hold On Love Damn Engines Nackered.
Hope Our Luck Doesn't End Now.
Horrible Obscene Loud Disgusting Engine Nosies.
HONDA
Had Odd Noises Daily Also.
Had One Never Did Again.
Hand Over Dollars to Asians.
Hell Of a Nice Damn Automobile.
Helping Out Nips Destroying America.
Hold On No Damn Anchor.
Hold Overs Not Doing Anything.
How Odd-No Damn Acceleration.
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive...
How Your Usual Nerd Drives An Import.
IROC
It's Really Only a Camaro
I Race Other Cars.
I Run Over Children.
I'd Rather Own a Corvette.
I'm Really Out of Cash.
Italian Retard Out Cruising.
JAGUAR
Jews And Germans Usually Argue Retail.
JEEP
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts.
Jump Excitedly in Every Pothole.
Jumps Everything Ever Parked.
Junk Electrical and Emissions Parts.
Junk Everyone Eyes for Parts.
Just Eat Every Pickle.
Just Everyone Elses Parts.
Just Eats Every Part.
LOTUS
Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious.
LTD
Long Term Debt.
Lousy Transportation, Dammit!
Little Tin Dream.
Last Try from Detroit.
Long Time Driving.
MAZDA
Making A Zillion Dollars Annually.
Model All Zoids Drive Aimlessly.
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along.
MG
Money Guzzler.
MOPAR
Mitsubishi's Over Priced American Replicars.
More Old Parts and Rust.
Mostly Old Paint And Rust.
Mostly Old Parts And Rust.
Mostly Over Powered And Respected.
Move Over Power Approaching Rapidly.
Move Over People Are Racing.
Mutilates Other Products At Races.
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously.
Most Often Passed At Races.
My Old Pig Ain't Running.
My Only Problems Are Repairs.
NAPA
Never Any Parts Available.
Need Another Part A**-hole.
NISSAN
Nasty Import Sucks Savings Away to Nippon.
Now In Some Shitty Automobile Nightmare.
OLDS
One Leak, Dead Starter.
Old Lemons Dying Slowly.
OLDSMOBILE
Oh Look Dammit Some Massive Oil Burning Idiot's Leaking Everything.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everywhere.
Old Loose Dented Sheet Metal Outdated By Infamies Like Edsel.
Overpriced Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular LeftoverEquipment.
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
PINTO
Put In New Transmission Often.
Put In Nickel To Operete.
PLYMOUTH
Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood
PONTIAC
Plenty Of Noises That Irritate And Clank.
Poor Old Ni**er Thinks It's A Cadillac.
Poor Old Nutter Thinks Its A Cadillac.
Puts Out Noxious Toxins In All Rities.
PORSCHE
Phased Out Racer-Still Can't Hold Engine.
Please Overlook Really Sh*tty Cardboard Horrible Engine.
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough.
Puts Out Really Smoky Carbonate Hazardous Emissions.
Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense.
Probably Obtained Recently Since Car-owner Hocked Everything.
PROBE
Plainly Runs Only By Exception.
RENAULT
Retarded Engine No Acceleration Ugly Lump of Trash.
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back.
Stupid Arrogant Asshole Babies.
Such an arrogant bastard!
Swedish Automobile - Always Broken.
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown.
Swedish Automobiles Are Best.
Slow And Always Busted.
STP
Stop Those Pistons.
SUBARU
Send Undercover Boat And Radioactive Uranium.
(backwards) U-R-A-Bus
SUZUKI
Son U Zombie U Killed It.
TOYOTA
Taking Our Yen Out -- Thanks All
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
TORANA
Ton Of Rust And No Acceleration.
TRIUMPH
The Risk Involving Useless Machinery Pays Heavily.
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object.
Very Old Ladies Vehicle Only.
VW
Very Worrying.
Very Worthless.
Very Wucked.
Virtually Worthless.
Very Wobbly.
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Jauciu nebenuplaus
Parašytas: Pen Bir 20, 2008 7:45 pm
cia tik gruntas -dazys veliau
Keletas idėjų lipdukams ant mašinų..
Parašytas: Sek Bir 22, 2008 2:20 pm
Keletas idėjų lipdukams ant mašinų, gal ir patys ką sau išsirinksit .
Nesinervuok - aš iš Kowno..
Geras indėnas - negyvas indėnas. Geras kelių policininkas - geras
indėnas..
Nusibodo visus lenkt.. 1.3l; 8V .
Važiuoju kaip galiu...
Ieškau stabdžių pedalo - radusiam atsilyginsiu...
Ant mokomosios galo užrašas: "MOKINYS TUOJ SPIRS PER STABDĮ".
...ant surūdijusios asconos "ir tu kada nors busi opelis" ...
Ant zapuko: "Papypsek, jei ka nors pamesiu"...
Ant furos: "nie uvierien - sidi doma".
"100 - ne greitis, stulpas - ne kliūtis".
Tanki griazi ne bojatsa...
"As niekur neskubu- važiuoju i darbą".
Pabučiuok ir aš tavo.
Nepyk, as mokslininkas...
"Asai mirsta ant ratu ".
"Ekipazui reikalingos palydovės -gerai valdančios šturvalą."
Pykc kaimiec...
Aš nemėgstu greičio, bet kažkodel važiuoju prieky taves...
Jokiu "NEGALIMA".
"my other car is d.i.c.k , need a ride?"
Užrašas ant Escorto: "SIERROS pusbrolis"
ant papuvusios asconos: "SPAUDŽIAM SULTIS"
Balsai galvoje neleidžia man laikytis eismo taisyklių !!!!
...ant raudonų senų mašinų: "Recycled ferrari" .
ant audi: "Žiedų valdovas".
ant pavargusio passato: "AŠ PER SENAS LENKTYNIAUTI..."
"F-1 Safety car"
At 200km/h u have no friends!
ant Moskvičiaus412 (su zenklu 70): "Lekčiau, lekčiau, kad galėčiau..."
"Aš tau ne sponsorius. Pavijai tai ir lenk".
...Prepare to die...
Ant furos: "Dėmesio damos, pas mane 25 metrų ilgio" ...
Ant volo asfaltui lyginti: "Neobgoniaj, obidno!"
Ant troliko: "nežadink manyje žvėries!"
ant zapo galinio stiklo: "5 minutes gėdos ir aš jau sode"
ant senutes džetos: "NETRAUKIA-ARKLIAI PASENO"...
"nevažiuok iš paskos- aš...pasiklydau".
3 pedalai - ir visi gazas.
ant džipo: "jiedu po priboram".
Lėnk drosę - mėrsi kap vyrs"
Nesinervuok - aš iš Kowno..
Geras indėnas - negyvas indėnas. Geras kelių policininkas - geras
indėnas..
Nusibodo visus lenkt.. 1.3l; 8V .
Važiuoju kaip galiu...
Ieškau stabdžių pedalo - radusiam atsilyginsiu...
Ant mokomosios galo užrašas: "MOKINYS TUOJ SPIRS PER STABDĮ".
...ant surūdijusios asconos "ir tu kada nors busi opelis" ...
Ant zapuko: "Papypsek, jei ka nors pamesiu"...
Ant furos: "nie uvierien - sidi doma".
"100 - ne greitis, stulpas - ne kliūtis".
Tanki griazi ne bojatsa...
"As niekur neskubu- važiuoju i darbą".
Pabučiuok ir aš tavo.
Nepyk, as mokslininkas...
"Asai mirsta ant ratu ".
"Ekipazui reikalingos palydovės -gerai valdančios šturvalą."
Pykc kaimiec...
Aš nemėgstu greičio, bet kažkodel važiuoju prieky taves...
Jokiu "NEGALIMA".
"my other car is d.i.c.k , need a ride?"
Užrašas ant Escorto: "SIERROS pusbrolis"
ant papuvusios asconos: "SPAUDŽIAM SULTIS"
Balsai galvoje neleidžia man laikytis eismo taisyklių !!!!
...ant raudonų senų mašinų: "Recycled ferrari" .
ant audi: "Žiedų valdovas".
ant pavargusio passato: "AŠ PER SENAS LENKTYNIAUTI..."
"F-1 Safety car"
At 200km/h u have no friends!
ant Moskvičiaus412 (su zenklu 70): "Lekčiau, lekčiau, kad galėčiau..."
"Aš tau ne sponsorius. Pavijai tai ir lenk".
...Prepare to die...
Ant furos: "Dėmesio damos, pas mane 25 metrų ilgio" ...
Ant volo asfaltui lyginti: "Neobgoniaj, obidno!"
Ant troliko: "nežadink manyje žvėries!"
ant zapo galinio stiklo: "5 minutes gėdos ir aš jau sode"
ant senutes džetos: "NETRAUKIA-ARKLIAI PASENO"...
"nevažiuok iš paskos- aš...pasiklydau".
3 pedalai - ir visi gazas.
ant džipo: "jiedu po priboram".
Lėnk drosę - mėrsi kap vyrs"